1/8/2024 0 Comments Deadpool stapled face![]() He’s been down that road before, and let me tell you, Green Lantern was not the masterpiece it was supposed to be. He begs to not make his super suit “green, or animated”. ![]() Reynolds pokes fun at his previous movies at every possible moment. If I were to list them all, I feel like we’d be here for the rest of the week. There were so many movie references that I lost count. The paper mask stapled to his face under his own mask, the ‘sexiest man alive’ People Magazine cover, Hugh Jackman was everywhere. Or even the ever-returning Hugh Jackman-obsession deserves to be mentioned. When Wilson turns to the audience after both his wrists have been broken to tell us that “all dinosaurs feared the T-Rex” he actually drove me to tears. After this movie, that wall has been broken so many times, there’s nothing left of it. Then t here’s the breaking of the fourth wall. The way Wilson tells us his story is like nothing I have ever seen. Aside from amazing dialogue, there was even more amazing monologue. Plus, how many times have you seen the leading hero of a story take a strap-on in the butt? I mean, we have Vanessa (and amazing script-writing) to thank for that.īut there’s more. Their whole relationship is amazing and I love it. And it doesn’t change how abso-fucking-lutely head over heels in love Wilson is with her. What’s so awesome about this is that she starts out as a sex worker, but she also stays a sex worker throughout the movie. She is hot, she is confident, she is fiercely loyal, she is ridiculously funny. One character I absolutely adore is Vanessa. It’s unlike anything Marvel (or DC, for that matter) has ever given us. Oh, boy, is it R-rated.Īs you may have noticed, I’m super enthusiastic about this movie. It takes turns I absolutely did not see coming. What is it then? It’s epic, is what it is. Is it romantic then? Well, there is love, but it’s more of the ten-minute-sex-montage-sort than of the I-love-you-please-don’t-ever-leave-me variety. Is it a comedy? It kind of is, but only if you are into very dark, grossly inappropriate humour. Is it a superhero movie? Not really, because Deadpool isn’t exactly morally right. What’s so great about Deadpool is how hard it is to describe its particular brand of awesome. For everyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of meeting Wade Wilson yet: spoilers ahead. Everyone who has seen the first one won’t need convincing. This, in turn, would mean they might make a trilogy full of violence, inappropriate jokes, cracks in the fourth wall, and close ups of Ryan Reynolds’ spandex-wrapped ass (we were all thinking it). My goal is to convince everyone who hasn’t seen the first movie to go and watch it, so that even more people will go to see the second one. Today, God decided to finally give us a sign of his existence, and the sequel to this first miracle was officially confirmed. Deadpool premiered in movie theaters and it was all unicorns and cocaine from there on out. Ryan Reynolds, Tim Miller and countless fans got their way. On Valentine’s weekend 2016, the world changed.
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