1/14/2024 0 Comments Office christmas partyJosh Parker: You do not want to die at the hands of Lulu Lemon here. Tracey Hughes: Where did you get these?Ĭlay Vanstone: It’d be better if I didn’t say. And if you want to complain about it, everybody’s like, “Oh, boo-hoo you, rich Santa.” Nobody ever talks about that.Ĭlay Vanstone: No. Trina: I mean, it is so stressful being the boss. And so, I broke a Christmas promise, which is basically the worst thing you can do. Josh Parker: I think he meant to swing there.Ĭlay Vanstone: You know, the thing is, I told everybody they were going to be okay, but then they weren’t. If by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his fourteen million dollar account, your jobs are safe.Ĭlay Vanstone: Done! You’ll see, you’re going to look so stupid.Ĭarol Vanstone: Then we’ll finally have something in common.Ĭlay Vanstone: Nobody is losing their jobs!Ĭlay Vanstone: That is a Josh and Clay Christmas promise.Ĭarol Vanstone: What did you guys do to him? Josh Parker: You got to give us a little bit of time to turn this around.Ĭarol Vanstone: Alright. Hey! Stop doing that, alright!Ĭarol Vanstone: This branch is failing, I’m shutting you down. Mary: This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight.Ĭarol Vanstone: I’m sorry, you’re having a Christmas party tonight? It’s not happening.Ĭlay Vanstone: I’m telling you the thing is not happening at all.Ĭarol Vanstone: I’m not messing with you. More inclusive.Ĭarol Vanstone: Well whatever you call it, it’s not happening.Ĭarol Vanstone: Hey, idiot, I’m looking right at you.Ĭlay Vanstone: We’ll still do it. Is Clay in there?Īllison: You f***ing m**herf***er! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.Ĭarol Vanstone: You’re having a Christmas party, tonight? Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable. Jeremy: Are you body shaming her right now? I thought I had been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned. Have a few drinks, blow off a little steam, nothing crazy. Josh Parker: It’s Christmas, we should celebrate they say, just a little get together for the employees. Security Guard: Ooh, somebody’s getting fired.
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